#1 From the moment they are born they are just terrifying
#2 They are very bad around children
#3 Not to mention awful at helping out with chores…
#4 Licking the dishes doesn’t count!
#5 Not only will they fail to protect you, but they’ll also actively steal your food!
#6 And they can’t even dance well.
#7 They’re a huge problem because they steal everything: your socks, your whole heart, etc.
#8 They’re always sticking out their tongues, especially when they’re out in public.
#9 Sometimes they’re so independent it’s scary.
#10 And just look how menacing they are when they’re sleeping.
#11 And they don’t understand anything.
#12 And they know what look to give you when they want something from you.
#13 They’re bed hogs.
#14 And if you ever scratch them on the belly? There goes the rest of your day.
#15 We warn you once again: You should NOT get a Beagle.
#16 Don’t get a Beagle if you want a faithful friend, who will be by your side when you’re sad, and that will make you happy every day of your life.
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