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#1 He knows all he has to do is howl endlessly to get what he wants.
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#2 Police: “She ate an entire family of four over the course of two days.” Me: “I’m sure they deserved it. Who’s a good little girl???”
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#3 So serious, but you know the fun is right there too!
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#4 “Dachshunds Train You”
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#5 Best receptionist ever!
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#6 It’s the “I’m going to get anything I want” look.
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#7 That’s a packed schedule, they need lots of rest!!
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#8 This drives me insane!
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#9 They’re completely adorable lawbreakers…
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#10 Your bed is no longer just your bed.
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#11 That look!
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#12 NO other dog can make you feel this guilty just by turning its head.
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