#1 They’re only using you.
#2 They’re using you to have a roof over their heads.
#3 Can’t I be any more clear?
#4 They pretend to be cute…
#5 …but really, deep down inside, they’re plotting ways to take over your domain.
#6 Look, they’re already taking over.
#7 I told you!
#8 Alone time? You’ll never have it.
#9 Because they’re watching you.
#10 Your every move.
#11 They’re fierce.
#12 And they totally lack any form of manners.
#13 Wow, embarrassing much?
#14 How evil.
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