#1 Firstly, Boston Terriers are pretty much the criminal ringleaders of the dog world.
#2 They can often be spotted in scary gangs…
#3 That’s when they’re not at the playground, hogging the swings from children.
#4 Because, clearly, children and Boston Terriers don’t mix.
#5 Wait, did we mention how completely not cute the puppies are?
#6 They’re just horrible, right?
#7 Also they’re messy. Really messy.
#8 Not to mention awful at helping out with chores…
#9 Licking the dishes doesn’t count!
#10 Did we mention that they’re practically narcoleptic?
#11 Not only will they fail to protect you, but they’ll also actively steal your food!
#12 And they can’t even dance well.
#13 They’re a huge problem because they steal everything: your socks, your whole heart, etc.
#14 They’re always sticking out their tongues, especially when they’re out in public.
#15 And they’re CREEPS! They’re always spying on people and finding secret little places to observe what’s going on.
#16 They NEVER leave you alone! What’s worse, if they see that you’re sad and want to be left alone, they’ll go out of their way to give you love and companionship.
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