#1 They’re just horrible, right?
#2 And they’re CREEPS! They’re always spying on people and finding secret little places to observe what’s going on.
#3 They’re terrible liars too!
#4 Not only will they fail to protect you, but they’ll also actively steal your food!
#5 And they can’t even dance well.
#6 They’re always sticking out their tongues, especially when they’re out in public.
#7 We warn you once again: You should NOT get a German Shepherd.
#8 Because, clearly, children and German Shepherds don’t mix.
#9 Licking the dishes doesn’t count!
#10 They’re a huge problem because they steal everything: your socks, your whole heart, etc.
#11 They NEVER leave you alone! What’s worse, if they see that you’re sad and want to be left alone, they’ll go out of their way to give you love and companionship.
#12 Don’t get a German Shepherd if you want a faithful friend, who will be by your side when you’re sad, and that will make you happy every day of your life.
#13 That’s when they’re not at the playground, hogging the swings from children.
#14 Wait, did we mention how completely not cute the puppies are?
#15 Also they’re messy. Really messy.
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