14 Reasons Springer Spaniels Are The Worst Indoor Dog Breed Of All Time

#1 They’re only using you.

 

#2 They’re using you to have a roof over their heads.

 

#3 Can’t I be any more clear?

 

#4 They pretend to be cute…

 

#5 …but really, deep down inside, they’re plotting ways to take over your domain.

#6 Look, they’re already taking over.

 

#7 I told you!

 

#8 Alone time? You’ll never have it.

 

#9 Because they’re watching you.

 

#10 Your every move.

 

#11 They’re fierce.

 

#12 And they totally lack any form of manners.

 

#13 Wow, embarrassing much?

 

#14 How evil.