#1 Firstly, Border Collies are pretty much the criminal ringleaders of the dog world.
#2 They can often be spotted in scary gangs…
#3 That’s when they’re not at the playground, hogging the swings from children.
#4 Because, clearly, children and Border Collies don’t mix.
#5 Wait, did we mention how completely not cute the puppies are?
#6 They’re just horrible, right?
#7 Not to mention awful at helping out with chores…
#8 Licking the dishes doesn’t count!
#9 Did we mention that they’re practically narcoleptic?
#10 Not only will they fail to protect you, but they’ll also actively steal your food!
#11 And they can’t even dance well.
#12 They’re a huge problem because they steal everything: your socks, your whole heart, etc.
#13 And they’re CREEPS! They’re always spying on people and finding secret little places to observe what’s going on.
#14 Sometimes they’re so independent it’s scary.
#15 And they know what look to give you when they want something from you.
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