1. This is a 100% real picture of you in the future.
2. Things normal for human children are now for your Malteses…
3. No matter where you are, no matter what streets you have to cross, if you see a Maltese you MUST say hello to him.
4. Malteses flock to you as if they innately understand that you are a crazy Maltese person.
5. You are a hit with every Maltese you meet.
6. You have trouble finding a significant other because nobody is as great as your Maltese.
7. You’ve skipped going out tons of times because leaving your Maltese is too painful.
8. You spend tons of money on Maltese toys and beds that either get destroyed or remain unused.
9. You get REALLY excited when the weekend comes so you can spend all of your time with your Maltese.
10. Some people have names picked out for their children. You have names picked out for your future Malteses.
11. So even though people might think you’re little nuts…
12. …it doesn’t matter, because Malteses know you’re great!
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